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5th July 2006

5:11am: Lion-O - The Lord of the ThunderCats. During the trip to Third Earth, his body aged normally while in suspended animation due to a breakdown in the pod. While only 12 years old on Thundera, he arrives on Third Earth physically an adult of 22, though mentally still a child. Despite this problem, Lion-O is the wielder of the team's super weapon, the Sword of Omens


hrm I didn't know that lion-o was mentally a 12 year old ... damn man hehe

13th June 2006

3:05am: http://www.gofastvideo.com/gallery/item/predownload/876/

always a good time



so a month and a half left = sweetness

10th May 2006

5:38pm: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14991906631614820398
1:37am: I share my birthday with mick jagger, kevin spacey, sandra bullock, kate beckinsale, and stanley kubrick... wow spacey founded triggerstreet... did u know that fil? hehe don't u go there ... oh wait I think you told me that once ... wow I half rememberd something go me

18th April 2006

8:27pm: just listened to the new angels and airwaves album that filup turned me onto ... i guess it's tom delounge's of Blink 182's new band ... yes another one hehe and it has a very airy etherial feel to it hehe weird still not as good as blink or boxcar poopy tom and if u want the album go to www.isohunt.com get a bittorrent client and dl it the album is we don't need to whisper ... yea i dunno from what i got on his myspace page it's all sappy and shit ... oh yea new nofx album , i got it as the guy was placing it on the stacks hehe good stuff oh yea I made a myspace account the name of my page is cykodryver of course so if u wanna add me go ahead i'll add u

25th March 2006

5:10am: Open iTunes to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.
...i had to open winamp as i don't use itunes itunes sucks nutsack

How many songs: 6418

Sort by song:
First Song: "Highway Blues"
Last Song: Zyclone B Bathouse
Sort by time:
Shortest Song: Cowboy Beebop Cast dialogue 2-3
Longest Song: George Carlin Complaints and Grievances
Sort by artist:
First Song: The (International)Noize Conspiracy - Smash it up
Last Song: Zwan - Settle Down

Sort by album:
First Album: (2001)Not Another Teen Movie
Last Album: Zoolander Soundtrack

Top Five Most Played Songs:
1. Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities
2. Elliot Smith - No Name No. 5
3. Dashboard Confessional - July
4. Dashboard Confessional - The Places You Fear The Most
5. Dashboard Confessional - Living In Your Letters

...what can i say i put dashboard and elliot smith on cuz they're chill music to have on when I sleep hehe

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Power of Equality
Find "love," how many songs show up? 136

Find "sex," how many songs show up? 49 sex pistols and the Blood Sugar Sex Magic album threw this one off a lil

Find "death," how many songs show up? 110 ...deathcab, death by stereo , and megadeath kinda threw this one off hehe

20th March 2006

4:24am:
You are a

Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an...

Economic Moderate
(55% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test



thought this was cool although i'd see myself more as a liberterian but close enough ...and yea i am indiffernt on a lot of subjects and I am not quite a super liberterian so hehe

27th January 2006

10:39pm: huzzah

Main Entry: huz·zah
Variant(s): or huz·za /(")h&-'zä/
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
: an expression or shout of acclaim -- often used interjectionally to express joy or approbation

20th January 2006

12:53am: So No'l got me thinking...
where should i move to after college...if i get through it or not hehe i'm gunna wanna move outta fuckin michigan , preferable some place warm but if it's cold but a cool place i could overlook that. Florida seems nice but there's lots of old people i dunno , california would be sweet as would NYC or Chi town. but they cost alot of money. If i could get a job in another country that'd be cool too like europe somewhere, japan, korea, i dunno if i had unlimited money i'd travel all over the place. and drink everywhere haha. but really all i want is to get out of stoopid michigan , does anyone have a reason to really like living in michigan? i know i don't so if you have any suggestions please give me them hehe ... oh yes did i mention i'm depressed because i live in michigan? well i'm guessing that's what it is cuz currently if i have to keep living here i'm definitly gunna end up killing myself oh well
Current Mood: odd and uncomfortable

1st December 2005

1:57am: 18 Tricks to Teach Your Body
Soothe a burn, cure a toothache, clear a stuffed nose...

By: Kate Dailey, Photographs by: Michael Cogliantry, Illustrations by: Headcase Design & Zohar Lazar
Posted on 10/24/2005


1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear!

When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch your itch: "When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that can cause a muscle spasm," says Scott Schaffer, M.D., president of an ear, nose, and throat specialty center in Gibbsboro, New Jersey. "This spasm relieves the tickle."



2. Experience supersonic hearing!

If you're stuck chatting up a mumbler at a cocktail party, lean in with your right ear. It's better than your left at following the rapid rhythms of speech, according to researchers at the UCLA David Geffen School of Medicine. If, on the other hand, you're trying to identify that song playing softly in the elevator, turn your left ear toward the sound. The left ear is better at picking up music tones.



3. Overcome your most primal urge!

Need to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Thinking about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won't feel as much discomfort, says Larry Lipshultz, M.D., chief of male reproductive medicine at the Baylor College of Medicine. For best results, try Simpson's "These Boots Are Made for Walking" video.



4. Feel no pain!

German researchers have discovered that coughing during an injection can lessen the pain of the needle stick. According to Taras Usichenko, author of a study on the phenomenon, the trick causes a sudden, temporary rise in pressure in the chest and spinal canal, inhibiting the pain-conducting structures of the spinal cord.

5. Clear your stuffed nose!

Forget Sudafed. An easier, quicker, and cheaper way to relieve sinus pressure is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. This causes the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at the Michigan State University college of osteopathic medicine. The motion loosens congestion; after 20 seconds, you'll feel your sinuses start to drain.



6. Fight fire without water!

Worried those wings will repeat on you tonight? "Sleep on your left side," says Anthony A. Starpoli, M.D., a New York City gastroenterologist and assistant professor of medicine at New York Medical College. Studies have shown that patients who sleep on their left sides are less likely to suffer from acid reflux. The esophagus and stomach connect at an angle. When you sleep on your right, the stomach is higher than the esophagus, allowing food and stomach acid to slide up your throat. When you're on your left, the stomach is lower than the esophagus, so gravity's in your favor.



7. Cure your toothache without opening your mouth!

Just rub ice on the back of your hand, on the V-shaped webbed area between your thumb and index finger. A Canadian study found that this technique reduces toothache pain by as much as 50 percent compared with using no ice. The nerve pathways at the base of that V stimulate an area of the brain that blocks pain signals from the face and hands.



8. Make burns disappear!

When you accidentally singe your finger on the stove, clean the skin and apply light pressure with the finger pads of your unmarred hand. Ice will relieve your pain more quickly, Dr. DeStefano says, but since the natual method brings the burned skin back to a normal temperature, the skin is less likely to blister.


9. Stop the world from spinning!

One too many drinks left you dizzy? Put your hand on something stable. The part of your ear responsible for balance -- the cupula -- floats in a fluid of the same density as blood. "As alcohol dilutes blood in the cupula, the cupula becomes less dense and rises," says Dr. Schaffer. This confuses your brain. The tactile input from a stable object gives the brain a second opinion, and you feel more in balance. Because the nerves in the hand are so sensitive, this works better than the conventional foot-on-the-floor wisdom.

10. Unstitch your side!

If you're like most people, when you run, you exhale as your right foot hits the ground. This puts downward pressure on your liver (which lives on your right side), which then tugs at the diaphragm and creates a side stitch, according to The Doctors Book of Home Remedies for Men. The fix: Exhale as your left foot strikes the ground.



11. Stanch blood with a single finger!

Pinching your nose and leaning back is a great way to stop a nosebleed -- if you don't mind choking on your own O positive. A more civil approach: Put some cotton on your upper gums -- just behind that small dent below your nose -- and press against it, hard. "Most bleeds come from the front of the septum, the cartilage wall that divides the nose," says Peter Desmarais, M.D., an ear, nose, and throat specialist at Entabeni Hospital, in Durban, South Africa. "Pressing here helps stop them."



12. Make your heart stand still!

Trying to quell first-date jitters? Blow on your thumb. The vagus nerve, which governs heart rate, can be controlled through breathing, says Ben Abo, an emergency medical- services specialist at the University of Pittsburgh. It'll get your heart rate back to normal.



13. Thaw your brain!

Too much Chipwich too fast will freeze the brains of lesser men. As for you, press your tongue flat against the roof of your mouth, covering as much as you can. "Since the nerves in the roof of your mouth get extremely cold, your body thinks your brain is freezing, too," says Abo. "In compensating, it overheats, causing an ice-cream headache." The more pressure you apply to the roof of your mouth, the faster your headache will subside.


14. Prevent near-sightedness!

Poor distance vision is rarely caused by genetics, says Anne Barber, O.D., an optometrist in Tacoma, Washington. "It's usually caused by near-point stress." In other words, staring at your computer screen for too long. So flex your way to 20/20 vision. Every few hours during the day, close your eyes, tense your body, take a deep breath, and, after a few seconds, release your breath and muscles at the same time. Tightening and releasing muscles such as the biceps and glutes can trick involuntary muscles -- like the eyes -- into relaxing as well.



15. Wake the dead!

If your hand falls asleep while you're driving or sitting in an odd position, rock your head from side to side. It'll painlessly banish your pins and needles in less than a minute, says Dr. DeStefano. A tingly hand or arm is often the result of compression in the bundle of nerves in your neck; loosening your neck muscles releases the pressure. Compressed nerves lower in the body govern the feet, so don't let your sleeping dogs lie. Stand up and walk around.



16. Impress your friends!

Next time you're at a party, try this trick: Have a person hold one arm straight out to the side, palm down, and instruct him to maintain this position. Then place two fingers on his wrist and push down. He'll resist. Now have him put one foot on a surface that's a half inch higher (a few magazines) and repeat. This time his arm will cave like the French. By misaligning his hips, you've offset his spine, says Rachel Cosgrove, C.S.C.S., co-owner of Results Fitness, in Santa Clarita, California. Your brain senses that the spine is vulnerable, so it shuts down the body's ability to resist.



17. Breathe underwater!

If you're dying to retrieve that quarter from the bottom of the pool, take several short breaths first -- essentially, hyperventilate. When you're underwater, it's not a lack of oxygen that makes you desperate for a breath; it's the buildup of carbon dioxide, which makes your blood acidic, which signals your brain that somethin' ain't right. "When you hyperventilate, the influx of oxygen lowers blood acidity," says Jonathan Armbruster, Ph.D., an associate professor of biology at Auburn University. "This tricks your brain into thinking it has more oxygen." It'll buy you up to 10 seconds.

18. Read minds!

Your own! "If you're giving a speech the next day, review it before falling asleep," says Candi Heimgartner, an instructor of biological sciences at the University of Idaho. Since most memory consolidation happens during sleep, anything you read right before bed is more likely to be encoded as long-term memory.




thought that was kinda cool

23rd November 2005

2:48am: 30 Facts about Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris does not have your normal human-style, male nipples. He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley.

2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

6. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

7. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

8. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

9. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

10. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

11. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

12. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

13. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

14. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

15. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

16. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

17. One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.

18. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

19. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

20. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

21. Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

22. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

23. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

24. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

25. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

26. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

27. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

28. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

29. Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

30. Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.


30 Facts about Vin Diesel!!!

1. When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

2. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

3. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

5. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

7. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

8. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

9.Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

10. Vin Diesel was scheduled to be Stalone's stunt double in Rambo, but he was replaced after refusing to wearing a parachute when jumping from the plane.

11. Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

12. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

13. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

14. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

16. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

17. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

18. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

19. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

20. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.

22. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

23. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

24. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

25. Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

26. Vin Diesel once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

27. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

28. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

29. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.

30. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

i liked chuck norris better hehe

22nd November 2005

3:34am: So I wanna know right now what you would do with your life if there were no such thing as money or monitary value just for you or you had all the money in the world not focusing so much oh what you would buy but what you would do?

Don't be vague either , that's boring haha
Current Mood: sexy

24th October 2005

7:48pm: so i 'tinted' my hair reddish now i'm gunna bleach it and semi-permanant dye it red

The Queen Elizabeth II, travels only six inches for a gallon of diesel fuel.
A response from one of our visitors:
Your misc. facts page has an inaccuracy: The QEII does not travel 6 inches per gallon of fuel. She goes 52 ft according to http://www.mdtap.org/tt/1997.10/7-deenatravels.html and 50 ft according to http://www.frugalfun.com/cruisetoafrica.html and yet another site compares QE2 to Concorde and states 50 ft/gal or 380 tons per day http://www.findarticles.com/cf_dls/m0FCP/5_24/98592901/p4/article.jhtml?term= . Sonia Haga
Thank you Sonia for your contribution. The Classroom is always dedicated to accuracy in any information on the Internet!

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." is a sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/twx communications)

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

Uncopyrightable is the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter in it.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Pez has a coffee flavored candy.

There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.

When Heinz ketchup is poured, it travels at the rate of 25 miles per hours.

The name Hershey's Kisses comes from the machine that looks like it is kissing the conveyor belt.

If you inject Nutmeg intravenously it will kill you.

About 35% of married people use personal ads.

Every year on the average 100 people choke to death on a ball-point pen.

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

Salt Lake city leads the nation in Jell-O consumption according to a 1997 company report.

According to German researchers, you have a 50% greater chance for a heart attack on Monday then any other workday.

The Supreme Court put to rest Luverne High School student Jerry Boyett's 1993 lawsuit over whether a student has a right , if he/she needs it, to a rest room break during class. They said "no" next case.

In 1997 a bus driver in Zimbabwe was transporting 20 mental patients to a nearby hospital. He stopped for a drink at an illegal roadside bar. When he returned he found them gone. Not to be dismayed he offered 20 other people a ride and took them to the hospital instead. It took the hospital 3 days to discover what he had done.

In 1997 the toy maker Mattel Inc. had to withdraw it Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids dolls when the doll started to "eat" kids hair and fingers. The doll had no power switch and had to be disassembled to release the captured hair and fingers. Mattel gave $40 for each returned doll and luckily no child was injured. Disappointed possibly but not injured.

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why
Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron in honor of his brother.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in First Class.

Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on
top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case'letters.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

In 1997 Bob Levey survey for the Washington Post corporate executives listed odd behavior at job interviews:

Eating a bag lunch Removing footwear and applying powder
Listening to a Walkman Blowing bubbles with bubble gum
Bringing a large dog Taking a Polaroid picture of the interviewer
Refusing to leave at the end of the interview unless hired

In July of 1997 Forbes magazine listed the wealthiest families in the world as:
1. Bill Gates of Microsoft $36.4 Billion
2. Walton family of Walmart $27.6 Billion
3. Warren Buffett financier $23.2 Billion

3rd October 2005

4:36pm:

hey look how big i can make my font!!!!




look how little i can make it too wooot


23rd September 2005

2:36am: i have to update i'm offended. weezer has ruined one of their awesome new songs the original title is 'WE are all on drugs" but they for a video have titled it " we are all in love" wich is total bullshit cuz i love that song god dammit it's a totally awesome song it's funny cuz all the people lip we are all on drugs while the sound says we are all in love haha it's funny then again it's all so shitty dammit

anyways i enjoy school only when i'm drinking so yea oh well

so yea i also got spilled on like 3 times tonight and it kinda sucked but oh well i'm tired later

oh yea here we go

LJ Interests meme results



  1. and cutting myself.:
    fuck yea cutting yourself is sweet pain makes the pain go away
  2. beer:
    beer is imortant very very important
  3. crack:
    um sure i love to smoke that shit
  4. girls:
    yes definitly
  5. heroin:
    FUCK YEA WOOOHOOOOO LETS GO CUT OURSELFES
  6. mescaline:
    WOOO HOOOO LETS GO DO SOME MORE HEROIN AND THEN CUT OURSELFES ...AND THEN DRINK SOME SPIRTE
  7. nofx:
    DUH I LOVE NOFX NUFF SAID
  8. pre-pubesent girls:
    WAAAAAAY BETTER THAN POST PUBESENT GIRLS HAHAH ...UM IS THIS LIKE 11 YEAR OLD GIRLS AND EARLIER? ...OK I'M CONFUSED BUT I'M THINKING THAT THIS IS MY INTERESTS IN LJ IN ORDER
  9. sigma alpha epsilon:
    pretty much sae is a funn thing u should check it out at your college near you
  10. women:
    is this the same as girls?


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



17th September 2005

12:26am: now that is fucking hot
Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.

For emetophiles, unlike others, the sequence of "spasm, ejaculation, relief" in vomiting is erotically-charged. Emetophiles are interested in the vomiting of people they are already interested in sexually (e.g., gay men seek to learn about the vomiting of men).

An online site theorizes, "vomiting was probably something either arousing or frightening to emetophiles at some point ... it aroused powerful emotions, and the emetophier called upon these emotions for the purpose of sexual gratification." (Frequently Asked Questions about Vomiting)

Emetophilia may be related to emetophobia, the fear of vomiting. Many emetophiles, ironically, continue to fear vomiting themselves despite the amount of time they spend fantasizing about other people vomiting.


so anyways man do i enjoy college but hate school haha fil we should hang out and u should come visit me along wiht hannah and we can go see no'l or she can come here too woot

dude i'm so bored i need a fake id or something it would make life a lot easier

oh yea i dented the fuck out of my drivers side rear door cuz i was backing up out of my parking spot and ran into a ford suv haha i dind't even hurt their car ...yes it wasn't moving BUT it was dark as fuck out and i didn't have a rear view mirror...which i have to put up some day haha

junior senior is funny haha
Current Mood: ok

8th September 2005

1:17am: so how goes it people that actually read this thing with totals about hrm zero...well plus hannah so 1 heeh

but i'm at good ol WESTERN MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY it's funny i saw a kid with a shirt that said WASTERN hehe

but i'm majoring in Computer Science now which basically revolves around computers and stuff

oh yea and if you move here and go to school with me then i'll love you forever *wink *wink

you ever just start walkin down a sidewalk and all of a sudden it feels like the ground fell out from under you and you almost trip cuz of the stoopid ramps just in the middle of the sidewalk ? haha well i do it all the time and i think about it yet it still gets me every time and then again after it goes back up to the normal height hehe and there's three of those ramps on the sidewalk either way i go outside of my dorm

but yea so don't donate to the red cross cuz the people you give your money to will donate to their fat pockets , plus what do you think the government is for they're takin money outta your taxes to help them anyways

why do we spend all of our money to go to school , and have to work like 50+ hrs a week and go to school to pay for that shit , to get a degree that might make us some money until you find a job that doenst' even relate to your degree which you make pretty good money at which you use to send your children to college so they can have a better chance at maybe finding a job and all through that process you never have any money and the money you do get is taxed teh fuck out of or goes into your gas tank or food that you really should't eat

and it dissapears so fast to no end , both in the way that it never stops dissapearing and in that in the end there's no reward just death and maybe yor kid will get to live through that shit

what the fuck would you spend your money on anyways ? something that would give you instant but temporary satisfaction not really having a positive effect on you in anyway , kinda like how people wish for money so they could buy stuff , well if i was them i'd just wish for the stuff and skip the money step , the only reason 'money' has any value in it is because some entity says so (the gov't) but all it is becomes a reason for people to do horrible things , kinda like religion , but at least that tries to be good , money is just a cold blooded sociopath

sorry if i'm being a downer but hey get used to it


i played with a teddy bear hampster today it was albino , i used to have hampsters they were fun

so it's hot and i'm tired laterz
Current Mood: sleepy

8th August 2005

1:50am: we're goin down down in a early round , but sugar we're going down swingin , i'll be your number one with a bullet , loaded god complex cock it and pull it


so warped tour was fun and if anyone would like to attend the 2005 beer gardens catered beer party you are welcome to join me for it is at the low low price of five dollars you can drink all night and don't worry about being 21 or whatever i'll make sure you get wristbands ...and even if u don't get one it doesnt matter they'll still serve you haha although u do need a bracelet to stay for the after party

there will be a lot of ppl kinda crowded but it's a lot of fun and beer and being wasted if u enjoy that or if u enjoy stripper poles then that's cool too

it's next saturday at kettering SAE so yea talk to me and i'll holla back yall

but lets see i got my mp3 player back for free yay hrm i do need to get my tv fixed like a mofo though hehe hrm well i think its time to go to sleep for a while

oh yea sweet beer gardens t's are 15 bux they are sweet black sleeves and are guinness themed so it's all good
Current Mood: good

27th July 2005

1:30am: well i'm 20 now and um warped tour should be fun and my mp3 player is fixed and is now on it's way back to me FOR FUGGIN FREE WOOT now i just need to get my tv fuggin fixed well i'm tired and may update again later this week
Current Mood: thirsty

3rd July 2005

8:26pm: soooo
it seems that the p2p pple are slowing down or getting scared cuz i'm not seeing as many new movies being released hrm that dissapoints me cuz i really don't want to pay for movies but hey i actually payed to go see batman which was a good movie

my parents are gone for the week so if you wanna party come on over

FIL WHEN DO YOU TURN 21? we'll have to get the stuff for flaming dr. peppers again and get you TRIZZASHED

Hannah mercy smedes hrm what happened to you do you like to just be elusive? or do you like to work a lot like i do hrm

i feel like drinking myself into oblivion this week wish i could have a vacation i guess i'll just have to wait for school


warped tour will be awesome man i want it to be right fucking now god i wonder if i'll be able to sneak in some beer or somethign , i'm i had pot i'm sure i could sneak that in but alas i do not rawr

anyone feel like hanging out just call or whatever or don't that's totally cool too and we'll do nothing at the same time in totally different places and have just as much fun ok bi later
Current Mood: excited

18th June 2005

11:46pm: hahaha there's a band called kill hannah hahahahah i'm done

9th June 2005

1:00am: never have anything to update about just work and play computer games and work yea that's about it but if anyone woudl like to visit canada over the weekend let me know

16th May 2005

11:21pm: i was watching teh smallville marathon and all of a sudden there was a montage at the end and everything was going to shit people were dieing all to mozart's requiem ...it was kinda cheezy and cool at the same time hehe

so yea
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